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Axon watches you. $DEAXON watches Axon.

For everyone who got their plate scanned on the way to get milk. 148,815 reasons to exist, every one of them bolted to a pole. This is the coin that looks back.

See every cameraRead the record
PLATE 7XK-2094 · SEEN 14× TODAY · LAST: TACO BELL DRIVE-THRUPLATE 4GRL-88 · SEEN 31× TODAY · LAST: THERAPIST'S OFFICEPLATE MOM-VAN · SEEN 9× TODAY · LAST: SCHOOL PICKUP, 6 MIN LATEPLATE HODL-420 · SEEN 2× TODAY · LAST: CRYPTO ATM, GAS STATIONPLATE NTHNG2HIDE · SEEN 58× TODAY · LAST: EVERYWHERE, APPARENTLYALERT: GRANDMA DETECTED JAYWALKING · CONFIDENCE 99.2%ALERT: SAME TOYOTA CAMRY, 4TH TIME THIS HOUR · PROBABLY UBERNEW CAMERA ONLINE: POLE #148,816 · OUTSIDE A DUNKIN'PLATE ICE-220M · SEEN 1× · LAST: FEDERAL PROCUREMENT PORTALPLATE DEAXON · SEEN 0× · CAMERA MYSTERIOUSLY OFFLINEALERT: MAN WAVING AT POLE · INTENT UNCLEAR · LOGGED ANYWAYDATA RETENTION: 30 DAYS · TRUST US · WE HAVE CAMERAS
Acquiring satellites…
Exhibit A

UNITED STATES OF WHOEVER IS WATCHING

CASE FILE DEAXON-001 · RE: HOW TO INVEST IN A CAMERA COMPANY

Invest first. Onboard later.

A faceless man in a suit with a very long red tie drops a gold coin into a slot on top of a camera pole; a conveyor belt of cameras rolls out across a map of the United States.
Fig. 1. Artist's rendering. Not to scale. The tie is to scale.

CHAIN OF EVENTS, AS REPORTED BY PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL JOBS

Feb 10, 2026
An account in the name of the President buys between $1,000,000 and $5,000,000 of Axon Enterprise stock.
Feb 24, 2026
Fourteen days later, ICE posts a notice seeking a five-year, $220,000,000 contract for stun guns. The specifications read like an Axon catalog.
Apr 22, 2025
Earlier, but relevant. Axon splits with Flock Safety and starts selling its own plate readers. Outpost goes on poles. Lightpost goes on streetlights. Installs in under an hour.
Mar 2026
Denver drops Flock. Hires Axon to do the same job with fewer cameras. Progress, technically.
Jul 23, 2026
A video notices cities ditching Flock for Axon, does a little digging into who is behind Axon, and asks why the anti-Flock videos keep going viral. 167,600 views. Watch it.
Today
You are on camera. You are also reading this. Only one of these was your idea.

FINDINGS

Reportedly, there is no evidence anyone knew anything. We believe them. We also believe a coin with a camera on it is a proportional response.

RECOMMENDED ACTION

Wave at the pole. Look up who paid for it. Then scroll up and DEAXON the sector it lives in. It is cheaper than a lawyer.

Public service announcements.

Recovered from a municipal parking garage. Lightly restored. Heavily accurate.

  • Nothing to hide! A camera on every pole.
  • We know where you parked. Paid for by your tax dollars.
  • Birds of a feather get scanned together. Report suspicious grandmas.

Incident log.

Other coins call this a roadmap. This is what happens next, in the order it happens.

  1. PHASE 01

    Launch.

    Get scanned on the way to the launch.

  2. PHASE 02

    10,000 holders.

    10,000 plates in the database. We'll match them up later.

  3. PHASE 03

    A billboard across the street from Axon HQ.

    With a camera pointed at it. Fair is fair.

  4. PHASE 04

    Every dot on the globe DEAXONed.

    By you. Manually. Scroll up. We'll wait.

  5. PHASE 05

    Moon.

    No cameras up there yet. Give them time.